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THE WINDOW: MAR 8, 1937 TO MAR 13, 1939 · 504 TRADING DAYS
The recession inside the Depression. From March 1937 the couch fell to $7,601, a 52% drawdown, and 54.6% of 1,111 players beat it.
THE COUCH'S $10,000, DAY BY DAY, REAL DAILY DATA
Everybody knows 1929. Almost nobody knows 1937, which is strange, because in percentage terms it was one of the fastest collapses ever recorded. The economy had clawed back most of the ground lost since 1932. Then policy tightened, spending was cut, and the market fell 52% from the start of this window.
The couch ends with $7,601. On October 18, 1937 it lost 9.1% in a day. In October 1938 it gained 8.3% in a day. Same market, thirteen months apart, and you had to be on the right side of both.
This window closes in March 1939, six months before the war starts. The recovery it hands you is real but unfinished.
Player figures cover every game whose window started in 1937, not only the exact hand above, and come from the run export of August 28, 2026. A win counts as SKILL only if it beats 90% of 1,000 monkeys replaying the same window with the same trade count and the same time in the market. Across the ten windows in this archive players beat the couch 48.6% of the time, because these are the famous years. Across the whole ledger the couch wins 62% of 120,800 games.
54.6% of 1,111 players beat the couch, and 16.7% of them never traded at all. The 1937 hand is the archive's cleanest test of nerve: the fall is fast enough to escape if you move early, and the bounce is fast enough to miss if you stay out. Most players did one of the two, not both.
Play this exact windowfree, no signup, about two minutes. Same two years, same data, no hindsight.Historians point to premature fiscal and monetary tightening as the recovery from the Great Depression was still incomplete, along with a sharp drop in industrial production. The market fell about 52% inside this two-year window.
A couch that bought in March 1937 and held for two years ended with $7,601 of $10,000. Players who tried to time it beat that result 54.6% of the time.
Method: real S&P 500 daily total returns, dividends included, calibrated to Damodaran's annual series; cash earns 3-month T-bills. The same data the game deals. See the evidence page for sources, and the full ledger for the whole ledger.
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