BEAT THE COUCH · THE DAILY ARCHIVE · DEALT JUL 24, 2026

Day 13 · The Late-80s Recovery

THE SECRET WINDOW: OCT 5, 1987 TO SEP 29, 1989 · 504 TRADING DAYS

On July 24, 2026 everyone who opened the game got the same secret two years: October 5, 1987 to September 29, 1989, the late-80s recovery. The couch bought on day one, never sold, and turned $10,000 into $11,410 (+14.1%). 46% of the players who tried beat it.

THE COUCH'S $10,000, DAY BY DAY, REAL DAILY DATA

What the couch did

ENDED WITH$11,410 (+14.1%)

WORST DRAWDOWN-31% by Oct 19, 1987

WORST SINGLE DAY-20.5% Oct 19, 1987

BEST SINGLE DAY+9.1% Oct 21, 1987

CASH INSTEAD (T-BILLS)+15.2%

The era

The late-80s recovery. The crash healed faster than anyone expected. By the summer of 1989 the market was back above its pre-crash high. The people who waited for things to feel safe again paid for the feeling.

Inside this window: Black Monday 1987, the worst day ever (−20.5%).

THE EXHIBIT: BLACK MONDAY 1987, THE WORST DAY EVER (−20.5%). EVERYONE WHO PLAYED WAS THERE.

What the players did

BEAT THE COUCH45.9%

WITH CERTIFIED SKILL32.8%

BY LUCK13.1%

COUCH WINS31.1%

DEAD HEAT6.6%

ENLIGHTENED (TOUCHED NOTHING)16.4%

MEDIAN RESULT vs THE COUCH+0.0%

MEDIAN TRADES2

MEDIAN TIME IN MARKET91%

The read

The couch won this one the usual way: 46% of players beat it and the median player finished 0.0% ahead of the couch. Nothing dramatic happened to the losers. That is exactly the problem.

Player figures count every official and replayed attempt at this exact hand filed on the day it was dealt, from the run export of October 31, 2026. A win counts as SKILL only if it beats 90% of 1,000 monkeys replaying the same window with the same trade count and the same time in the market. Across the whole ledger the couch wins 62% of 120,800 games.

The archive has the long version of this stretch: Could You Have Beaten Black Monday?

Play the past handthe same two years everyone got on Jul 24, 2026. Free, no signup. No streak, no standings: filed as a REPLAY.

Or play today's hand. It stays secret until tomorrow.

Frequently asked

What was the Beat the Couch daily hand on July 24, 2026?

Day 13 dealt the two years from October 5, 1987 to September 29, 1989, the late-80s recovery. A couch that bought on day one and never sold turned $10,000 into $11,410 (+14.1%).

How often did players beat the couch on day 13?

45.9% of the players who filed the hand beat the couch. 32.8% passed the 1,000-monkey skill audit; the rest of the winners were stamped LUCKY.

Can I still play the day 13 hand?

Yes. The past hand button deals the exact same window. It is filed as a replay: it does not touch your streak, the daily standings or the public ledger.

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