Daily Hand 107: The New Deal Rally, Sep 1933 to Sep 1935

On October 26, 2026 everyone who opened the game got the same secret two years: September 15, 1933 to September 23, 1935, the New Deal rally. The couch bought on day one, never sold, and turned $10,000 into $11,047 (+10.5%). 62% of the players who tried beat it.

THE COUCH'S $10,000, DAY BY DAY, REAL DAILY DATA

What the couch did

ENDED WITH$11,047 (+10.5%)

WORST DRAWDOWN-29% by Mar 14, 1935

WORST SINGLE DAY-10.0% Apr 16, 1935

BEST SINGLE DAY+9.6% Apr 17, 1935

CASH INSTEAD (T-BILLS)+0.7%

The era

The New Deal rally. From the July 1932 bottom the market roughly quadrupled in under five years, while the country was still in the Depression. Nobody rang a bell. Most people who had sold in 1930 never got back in.

What the players did

BEAT THE COUCH62.5%

WITH CERTIFIED SKILL18.8%

BY LUCK43.8%

COUCH WINS37.5%

DEAD HEAT0.0%

ENLIGHTENED (TOUCHED NOTHING)0.0%

MEDIAN RESULT vs THE COUCH+3.5%

MEDIAN TRADES8

MEDIAN TIME IN MARKET67%

The read

A rare one: the market went up and the humans still won 62% of the time. The scares inside the window were deep enough that stepping aside paid. Only 18.8% did it well enough to pass the monkey audit.

Player figures count every official and replayed attempt at this exact hand filed on the day it was dealt, from the run export of October 31, 2026. A win counts as SKILL only if it beats 90% of 1,000 monkeys replaying the same window with the same trade count and the same time in the market. Across the whole ledger the couch wins 62% of 120,800 games.

Frequently asked

What was the Beat the Couch daily hand on October 26, 2026?

Day 107 dealt the two years from September 15, 1933 to September 23, 1935, the New Deal rally. A couch that bought on day one and never sold turned $10,000 into $11,047 (+10.5%).

How often did players beat the couch on day 107?

62.5% of the players who filed the hand beat the couch. 18.8% passed the 1,000-monkey skill audit; the rest of the winners were stamped LUCKY.

Can I still play the day 107 hand?

Yes. The past hand button deals the exact same window. It is filed as a replay: it does not touch your streak, the daily standings or the public ledger.

Day 107 · The New Deal Rally