Daily Hand 105: The Eisenhower Churn and the Kennedy Slide, Nov 1958 to Nov 1960

On October 24, 2026 everyone who opened the game got the same secret two years: November 3, 1958 to November 1, 1960, the Eisenhower churn and the Kennedy Slide. The couch bought on day one, never sold, and turned $10,000 into $11,236 (+12.4%). 52% of the players who tried beat it.

THE COUCH'S $10,000, DAY BY DAY, REAL DAILY DATA

What the couch did

ENDED WITH$11,236 (+12.4%)

WORST DRAWDOWN-11% by Oct 25, 1960

WORST SINGLE DAY-2.3% Sep 19, 1960

BEST SINGLE DAY+2.2% Feb 19, 1959

CASH INSTEAD (T-BILLS)+6.2%

The era

The Eisenhower churn and the Kennedy Slide. A recession in 1957, Sputnik, another recession in 1960, and then the Kennedy Slide of 1962, when the market lost about a quarter in six months. Up overall, but with plenty of chances to panic.

THE EXHIBIT: THE EISENHOWER CHURN AND THE KENNEDY SLIDE. EVERYONE WHO PLAYED WAS THERE.

What the players did

BEAT THE COUCH52.2%

WITH CERTIFIED SKILL8.7%

BY LUCK43.5%

COUCH WINS30.4%

DEAD HEAT4.3%

ENLIGHTENED (TOUCHED NOTHING)13.0%

MEDIAN RESULT vs THE COUCH+0.1%

MEDIAN TRADES8

MEDIAN TIME IN MARKET69%

The read

A rare one: the market went up and the humans still won 52% of the time. The scares inside the window were deep enough that stepping aside paid. Only 8.7% did it well enough to pass the monkey audit.

Player figures count every official and replayed attempt at this exact hand filed on the day it was dealt, from the run export of October 31, 2026. A win counts as SKILL only if it beats 90% of 1,000 monkeys replaying the same window with the same trade count and the same time in the market. Across the whole ledger the couch wins 62% of 120,800 games.

Frequently asked

What was the Beat the Couch daily hand on October 24, 2026?

Day 105 dealt the two years from November 3, 1958 to November 1, 1960, the Eisenhower churn and the Kennedy Slide. A couch that bought on day one and never sold turned $10,000 into $11,236 (+12.4%).

How often did players beat the couch on day 105?

52.2% of the players who filed the hand beat the couch. 8.7% passed the 1,000-monkey skill audit; the rest of the winners were stamped LUCKY.

Can I still play the day 105 hand?

Yes. The past hand button deals the exact same window. It is filed as a replay: it does not touch your streak, the daily standings or the public ledger.

Day 105 · The Eisenhower Churn and the Kennedy Slide