BEAT THE COUCH · THE DAILY ARCHIVE · DEALT OCT 20, 2026

Day 101 · The Postwar Jitters

THE SECRET WINDOW: JAN 8, 1948 TO JAN 11, 1950 · 504 TRADING DAYS

On October 20, 2026 everyone who opened the game got the same secret two years: January 8, 1948 to January 11, 1950, the postwar jitters. The couch bought on day one, never sold, and turned $10,000 into $12,800 (+28.0%). 32% of the players who tried beat it.

THE COUCH'S $10,000, DAY BY DAY, REAL DAILY DATA

$10,000 START $12,800 Jan 8, 1948 Jan 11, 1950

What the couch did

ENDED WITH$12,800 (+28.0%)
WORST DRAWDOWN-15% by Jun 13, 1949
WORST SINGLE DAY-4.6% Nov 3, 1948
BEST SINGLE DAY+2.7% Mar 22, 1948
CASH INSTEAD (T-BILLS)+2.2%

The era

The postwar jitters. The war ended, prices jumped, and everyone expected the Depression to come back. The market fell hard in 1946 and then went sideways for three years. Dull, nervous and expensive to second-guess.

THE EXHIBIT: THE POSTWAR JITTERS. EVERYONE WHO PLAYED WAS THERE.

What the players did

BEAT THE COUCH32.0%
  WITH CERTIFIED SKILL12.0%
  BY LUCK20.0%
COUCH WINS60.0%
DEAD HEAT8.0%
ENLIGHTENED (TOUCHED NOTHING)0.0%
MEDIAN RESULT vs THE COUCH-9.5%
MEDIAN TRADES5
MEDIAN TIME IN MARKET68%

The read

The couch won this one the usual way: 32% of players beat it and the median player finished 9.5% behind the couch. Nothing dramatic happened to the losers. That is exactly the problem.

Player figures count every official and replayed attempt at this exact hand filed on the day it was dealt, from the run export of October 31, 2026. A win counts as SKILL only if it beats 90% of 1,000 monkeys replaying the same window with the same trade count and the same time in the market. Across the whole ledger the couch wins 62% of 120,800 games.

Play the past handthe same two years everyone got on Oct 20, 2026. Free, no signup. No streak, no standings: filed as a REPLAY.

Or play today's hand. It stays secret until tomorrow.

Frequently asked

What was the Beat the Couch daily hand on October 20, 2026?

Day 101 dealt the two years from January 8, 1948 to January 11, 1950, the postwar jitters. A couch that bought on day one and never sold turned $10,000 into $12,800 (+28.0%).

How often did players beat the couch on day 101?

32.0% of the players who filed the hand beat the couch. 12.0% passed the 1,000-monkey skill audit; the rest of the winners were stamped LUCKY.

Can I still play the day 101 hand?

Yes. The past hand button deals the exact same window. It is filed as a replay: it does not touch your streak, the daily standings or the public ledger.

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